Oh baby baby it's a wild world.

Dear Cruel World,

The next time you get into an lift and suddenly it beeps of being overloaded, stop staring at the randomly-wrong-place-wrong-time fa... over-sized-but-insanely-good-looking person in that same car. You should instead stare at the last person who entered the car. For all you know the overload is only by a few kilogrammes and thus economically, the person who should step out is the lightest person.

Yours truly,
Stared, Scared and Scarred.