An awkward moment

If Dettol claims that it kills 99.9% of bacteria and that Vitagen claims that it is full of good bacteria, what happens if you pour Dettol into Vitagen?

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Today I had the most awkward LRT experience ever.

First, I miraculously got a seat as soon as I boarded the train in KLCC. Then, the guy who sat on the seat next to me, who was already in the train before KLCC, gave up his seat to a lady. Now, the lady was not that old. I think she would be insulted if anyone would think that she needs to sit under the pretext that she's old. But since the guy had already stood up to surrender his seat, she sat down nonetheless and accepted that the guy was just being a gallant young lad.

That has already shed a bad light on me in the eyes of the other lady passengers around me. They must've been thinking "And you my boy, aren't you giving up your seat for me? Me, a lady, weak by nature, and always in a need of a strong and courteous gentleman, you inconsiderate lazy bum"

To which I would answer "Pergilah mati"

This could happen to you too

Then, at one stop, the lady who took the seat got off the train and the guy sat back. Then two guys walked in, one was blind and the other, the guide, who I think was half blind judging by his eyes. The person on my other side gave up the seat to the blind guy. And the guy who gave up his seat previously gave up his seat to the half blind guide. So there I was stuck in the middle of two visually impaired persons while everyone else around staring at me throughout the seat-offering ritual. And when I look around, I can see their faces of disgust probably thinking "That selfish fat prick has the nerve!"

To which I would answer "Hello, seat saya kaler oren, priority seat kan kaler oren kelabu, marah la orang depan saya, marah saya buat apa?"

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Even after all these years, I still think that these two songs are the best love songs ever