Kimi: So adik dah fikir belum lepas SPM nanti adik nak belajar apa?
Adik: Adik nak jadi akauntan
Kimi: (tersedak) Kenapa adik nak jadi akauntan?
Adik: Sebab senang je kan? Kena tahu kira lepas tu kena tahu nombor mana nak letak kat mana.
Kids.
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After 8 years of exposure in the accounting field, one can never escape from seeing every business as a metaphor for one's life.
Everyday you face with the same going concern question of whether or not you will continue to exist without the need to be wound up of liquidated for at least the next 12 months.
Every single one of your transactions will be recorded without fail by your two faithful accountants in your books. Every year end (which falls on 15 Syaaban), your previous accounts will be closed and a new book will be opened to record the transactions of the following year. You have all the interest to post a profit every year, to the extent of improving your profits from year to year.
Should you cease your operations, your capital, your life, will be returned to your ultimate shareholder which is God. The day will come where your books will be audited by non other than the Balance. Should you post a net tangible liability position you will find the Shareholder's wrath, but if you end up with a net tangible asset position, you shall be compensated with a blissful retirement for the whole eternity.
The 1430 year end is coming. How does your book look like?
1 comment:
kau ni pun.. budak tu baru form 1.. tanye la die nk masuk sukan ape ke.. kelab ape ke.. ko tny soalan ilmiah cmtu jwpn dia bakal mbuatkn ko tersedak ha..
adik..adik..adik..kauu belum kenal erti dunia..
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