"Good morning and you're listening to Lite FM. As always on Wednesday mornings, we have group therapy and today's topic is procrastination. So if you do have a question or something to share please call us now. Don't do it tomorrow."
Hahaha.
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My office just blocked Facebook today. It's like the world gone mad. It's sick, sick I tell you. Why aren't they adhering to the United Nation's Declaration of Human Rights? Isn't it written somewhere that Thou shalt have access to Facebook at work or something?
This is like McDonald's saying that they'll stop selling Double Cheeseburger. It's as unthinkable as my university holding a graduation ceremony. It's as impossible as the girl who cheated me 10 euros for this year's "graduating" students dinner in Paris reimbursing me. It's as unimaginable as a certain someone saying 'You know what, for once, I'll belanja you' (*Hint*Hint*). Or even when people suddenly realise that hip-hop and rap music is crap (although that is not a bad thing).
This is outreageous. Have they no heart? What were they thinking? That if they do that, productivity will soar? We'll show them!
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